I don't know what St. Patties is about other than booze. Maybe Boston, corned beef, The Dropkick Murphys, fighting and daydrinking. It's one of those holidays that everyone can celebrate, channeling some bit of Irish heritage we all claim to have mixed in our blood. I've never heard a Jahovah's Witness complain about it as they do with all the other holidays. Saint Patrick's Day is best celebrated by those with severe drinking problems, the unemployed and college students. Here's a little outfit to get the rest of us through the evening.
Heels in the streets of Boston don't often sit well with the hipster scum that skulks around, show them you party with the best of them with your token beanie and RayBans. Lose both these at night to look like a respectable human being. If you are celebrating in the Bean, be ready to see a massive amount of drunk Irishmen looking to fight anyone who they spill their beer on.
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